(978): You ruined a good idea

Hey remember that time there was a good idea and then everyone ruins it by butchering it? Like remember when college frat boys throughout the nation screamed YEAH, WHAT, and OK to imitate Dave Chappelle imitating Little John. Or how about in middle school where Billy Madison was butchered by everyone?

ORRRR let's do BORAT. Yeah no1's EVER impersonated Borat before and you all just make it so god damn funny. Seriously, never heard anyone do that before. you're the man. So here we go.

The whole concept of drunk texting is hilarious. People throw their dignity away and send the most ridiculous things while under the influence and the best part is waking up with comments like "what" "grow up" and "you're really drunk." So a clever boy decided to turn this into a website/facebook group. It was pretty genius using area codes as well.

SO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? Well, what usually happens when you hand a retard the keys to a good joke? He'll drive it right into the ground. Soon enough, we dont even have drunk texts on the website anymore. Now on facebook, I find someone posting this on someones wall

(617): you spilled a coke on me in class!

WHO GIVES A SHIT. Unless this person was belligerently inebriated at 2pm, I can't see how this fits the mold of a drunk text. Now, all someone needs to do is post a text message that was sent regardless of sobriety and have some other retard identify with it and sure enough, facebook is becoming lamebook again.

Remember, I think the idea is hilarious. There are some awesome drunk texts on there. But when I see you posting (603): Then I got a coffee at dunkin donuts

well you've pretty much butchered a good thing. So when you post those texts, ask yourself, is this a drunk text? I dont care if its the funniest thing you've read in your life. If it aint drunk, dont post it. Get out of my sight. You make me sick.

-- Boosh