Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Droppin Treats Festivus

Festivus comes but once a year. If you have no idea what festivus is, you're nuts. but this will explain it right here.

As we all know Festivus begins with the airing grievances.

Let's start with D

D, you are unbelievable. The blog started as 4 of us. You had about one post before you decided to roll over and die. You were supposed to be the voice of reason. Then you go on to work 80 hour weeks and be a dickhead. Ughhh sorry guys I gotta work on Saturday and Sunday so i cant go out. Ughhh sorry I cant go cuz I dont get out of work til 10pm. thanks for contributing D, you're the man.

Rocco - Are you kidding me dude? You've been ripping on me because you all had to carry the blog while I was in Europe and that was over 6 months ago. You drop a treat like you're on a menstrual cycle and the only difference is I'm the one cramping up after I read it. Whenever Rocco walks by me I have to cover up because I know he is going to reach for my genitals. It's safe to say nobody has touched "me" more than Rocco has in my entire life. Thanks Rock, you're the man.

Jimmy - You're the only person I know that will continue to spell Ridiculous as rediciulous no matter how often someone corrects you. You're idea of dropping a treat is posting a gif or a picture. Not to mention, the gifs usually are about the equivalant of a stick figure drawn in microsoft paint, in both effort and humor. Sweet. Jimmy's here. The party can start. You're the man dude...seriously.

And now, for the Feats of Strength.

The feats of strength this year will go to Rocco. Rocco, you must wrestle D.


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Looks like Rocco won. Happy Festivus everyone

-- Boosh

5 comments:

  1. wow. you got them to wrestle

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  2. my favorite treat ever

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  3. hahahahah better than seinfeld. you actually showed both...well done

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  4. hahaha laughed out loud in a very quiet place at the airport. Everyone's staring. Thanks for helping to make my morning that much more awkward. This was great ^__^

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  5. ive watched those videos 5 times now and they keep getting better. poor D

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