Twilight Sucks

So I was checking facebook this morning and apparently this new link has been all the rage amongst normal people. The article is hilarious and is credible. Remember what I always say, "You don't have as much credibility bitching about truly awful things unless you subject yourself to it." That's why at any given moment I can give you detailed explanations as to why TV shows like Lost, Sex and the City, and Grey's Anatomy are despicable.

So here, this noble warrior took a plane ride and was instructed to read Twilight. The thoughts and illustrations are very good and I felt I needed to share. check it out here.

The 17th century had Shakespeare. The 18th century had Voltaire. The 19th century had Mark Twain. The 20th century had George Orwell.

In the 21st century we have Vampire Books for Retards and Mystery Adventure Book To Make Me Feel Smart for Retards (Da Vinci Code). You know, it's bad enough you feel smarter because you're picking up a book. but WOW you're picking up a book that talks about Jesus AND history! You must be the smartest man alive!

Keep reading that garbage everyone. Anything to take your mind off how pathetic you are. Heaven forbid you pick up a real book and learn something about the world.

-- Boosh