What Things Should Come with other Things

All of these things should be bought together because theres a pretty good chance if your using one, your using the other........
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Kareoke Machine/ 3 Handles of Vodka





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Nascar DVD / PBRs and a wife beater





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Tanning Membership / Hair gel, earrings, popped collars


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Grand Theft Auto video game/ Self explainatory





More to come...... or send urs to droptreats@gmail.com and ill put em up.


-JimmyJaMes

What's Your Vehicle Sayin' About You

I'm the biggest douchebag you will ever meet, I will cut you off for no reason on a single lane side street on my way to Starbucks for the 4th time today and then go home and beat my kids senseless for not coming in first place in the school talent show.



I'm the biggest bitch you will ever meet. I will let you cut me off/flip me off/ and then I'll wave and apologize to you. I live by myself and still collect pogs. Years later, I will be found dead in my apartment as the only person to kill themselves by eating 1200 flintstone chewables













I own my own construction company/ im a rapper/ or this is stolen .



I will be in jail before the age of 25 from some crime committed with this vehicle.












I'm homeless/crazy/both, and have been for a while.
















Im JimmyJaMes, this is my Japanese Princess, and im dropppinn treats on ya face piece rite now













gnite --
JimmyJaMes

D's Lesson of the Weekend

If you're at a club and happen to notice what appears to be "Lesbian Night" in one of the rooms, it might not be a bad idea to venture inside. For one, the ratio is fantastic... (now, you could make the argument that the clientele isn't interested in your product, and you'd be right, but at least there are few or no creeps and d-bags). More importantly, the line to get a drink will be the shortest around, and the straight female bartender will be very happy to see you.
Editor's note: The actual patrons look nothing like the girls in the picture above :-/

Have a good week, drop treats on 'em,

- D

Marley and Me Comes Out on DVD Tuesday...Who is With Me?

It is a well known fact that ever since the movie "Marley and Me" came out around Christmas time I wanted to see it. Fine you can judge me I don't care, you wanna fight about it???Unfortunately for yours truly I had no takers, male or female. Ya I asked some guys to go see it with me, wanna fight about it???

But I digress....

Now the best news I have heard in a while came out last night after I was crying over a Men's League Playoff loss..."Marley and Me" comes out on DVD tomorrow! Now the question remains whose watching it with me? For their own personal safety I will not identify this person, but I have one taker already. I am open to everyone and anyone watching it with me. Male or Female, just two people watching or a whole group I don't care. Lets make this a special event people. And most likely seeing that I will probably enjoy this movie, there will be multiple showings so don't feel bad or left out if you don't get to see the first airing with me. There will be plenty of opportunities to sit and laugh and cry (check Bromace Rules for the one about crying) with me over this movie.

Expect a full movie review later this week...

Send an E-Mail to droptreats@gmail.com if you might be interested!!!

-Rockdaddy

Rick Pitino Continues to Ruin My Life Even After He Has Left Boston

OK before I go off on my rant, when Rick Pitino came to work for the Celtics in 1997 I went nuts. The Celtics were coming off their worst season in franchise history, they were going to have a lottery pick, most likely the first pick and get Tim Duncan. He just won a national championship. He was known for turning things around...Fuck I mean he turned BU into a winner. He was going to turn the Celtics around...well needless to say none of this happen. All he left us with was a team that was only a little bit better, he traded away good players for former Kentucky players that knew his system, and drained our teams draft picks for years to come. The only thing he really did was give a great rant about Larry Bird not walking through that door. Not to mention he left in the middle of the night just like Art Modell snuck the Cleveland Browns out of town to become the Baltimore Ravens. Pretty classless move on his part....

But fast forward to present day. The Celtics are back on top, Pitino is back where he belongs in College coaching a great team, so I have looked into my heart and had forgave him. I'm giving Rick a second chance. This is America anyway, the land of opportunity, the land of second chances. If we can give Ray Lewis another chance, why not Rick right?

Well that whole outlook changed Sunday afternoon at about 4:33 pm after Michigan State just molested Louisville. You rat bastard Pitino I picked you in all 6 of my brackets...6!!! That's how confident I was in you. That's how much I looked at myself and changed. I even gave the Rocky IV speech to myself as I was picking you in all my brackets. "If I can change...Than you can change...Then we all can change!!!" Well you know what change is for suckers. I should have known you were going to come back to bite me in the ass. You and your perfectly quaffed hair and guinea charm....DAMN YOU!!!!

-Rockdaddy

Droppin Treats In The Neighborhood

Lookin at this you might be askin yourself a couple things like :

1) Is that well dressed gentleman in the picture actually Mr Rogers, the t.v. star loved by children everywhere?

2) Is Mr. Rogers hugging a giant gorilla named Koko ?

3) Is Koko starring deeply into Mr. Roger's eyes?

4) Are they in a dorm room?

5) Does Mr. Rogers have dorm room parties with giant gorillas named Koko ?

6) Are those VHS's next to the t.v.?

7) Does Mr. Rogers watch rediculous VHS's with gorillas in dorm rooms as they gaze deeply into his eyes?

8) Where the F*ck did JimmyJames find this picture?

9) Is JimmyJames high?



The answer's yes to all questions except number 8 whos answer is I dont know because of number 9.

take it deep
_JimmyJaMes

TOP 10 Actors you never heard of, but would recognize on the street and remember them for being awesome.

#7 Ed O'Neill

Ed O’Neill, the pride of the Irish. Some of you may know him as Kevin O’Shea from Little Giants. Some of you know him as Al Bundy from Married With Children. He was born in Ohio, which is exactly where Little Giants takes place. As Al Bundy, Ed played a misogynist who took constant nagging abuse from his wife and kids. However, in one episode, when his son turns 18 (whatever happened to that guy anyway?) he shows him how to attach string to a dollar bill and takes him to a strip joint. Let’s break that down.

As D would tell you, there is nothing more frustrating than getting a front row seat to the show only to watch a stripper throw her tits in some other guys face on the other side of the stage. That being said, imagine your father not only taking you to a titty bar on your 18^th birthday, but then teaching you to attach a string to a dollar bill and tossing it on stage to get the dancer’s attention. Then, as she reaches down to grab it, gently tug the string so she chases after the dollar until she’s right in front of you. That’s Al Bundy. Note that Jackass would later copy this move and just do it on the street to helpless strangers.

In Little Giants, Ed played Hesiman Trophy winner Kevin O’Shea. That pussy Rick Moranis played his whiny little brother who formed his own team when his butch daughter Icebox didn’t make the squad. Once again, as we see in Mighty Ducks, Disney portrays the good guys in a negative light.

Offense

Kevin O’Shea was supposed to be an offensive minded coach. His selection of Briggs for QB was a good one and Briggs was relatively effective. Think Troy Smith on Ohio State. However, in terms of play calling, can we forgive Kevin for going with th e obvious when he called the pitch to Spike on 4^th and goal? Yes and No. First of all. Why does Patty have to walk out of the fucking stands to remind that dipshit Danny that Kevin is going to run the play he scored a game winning touchdown on. Anyone with 3 21^st chromosomes woulda figured out that Kevin was going to call that play. Does that make him a bad coach? Maybe. Let’s remember he had Spike running the ball. Spike was an unstoppable force and nobody except the Disney scriptwriters could have gu essed that Icebox makes that stop. I was hoping for a Bo Jackson out of Spike, but God Forbid Disney show a girl get truck sticked. Grade: B -

Defense

Kevin hired his long time friend Al Butts (right) to do the defense. Butts was loyal, but also an idiot. Horrible defensive play calling. He let the Little Giants score 28 points in the second half?! In one clip, we hear O’ Shea screaming “IT’S THE WRONG DEFENSE AL!” I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t mention that the Cowboys Defense didn’t give up a yard throughout the first half, so that’s pretty impressive. But talk about a defensive meltdown. How does a defense let the Annexation of Puerto Rico succeed? Grade : F

Special Teams

Other than Spike’s personal foul on Junior Floyd at the end of a kickoff return (why were the Cowboys kicking off when they didn’t score in the second half?) The Cowboys special teams looked pretty solid. I suppose Hammersmith (Spike’s Dad) helped with that intensity. Grade : A

Drafting/Recruiting

Disney will remind us that omitting Icebox from the Cowboys would prove to be a fatal mistake. I’m not buying it. I thought Kevin picked a great squad. Briggs, Patterson, Shawn Murphy. O Shea saw a bit of himself in these boys and he wanted to groom them for college and NFL competition. What the hell was he going to do with Icebox? He steered her towards becoming a cheerleader because he knew eventually Icebox would grow out of her butch phase and probably want to settle down and be hot someday (see left). By not picking Icebox, he was trying to do her a favor. Let’s face it, Disney really fucked up with this script. Icebox was going to start banging Junior Floyd while her dad plows his mother? Also, let's not forget that Kevin O Shea lured Spike to the Cowboys after Danny disingenuously portrayed himself to be Kevin. Recruiting Spike was huge because Spike could do chinups on his father's arm. Grade: B+

All in all, Ed O' Neill is a pretty solid. If you do need a quick refresher, I'd recommend you renting Little Giants or borrowing it from me.

-- Boosh

It's Friday....LETS GET WEIRD!!!!

-Rockdaddy

5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GO TO CANADA

5) A much less expensive way to be cold and not have any fun is to stand in a giant freezer and punch yourself in the face repeatedly.

4) If you want to buy stuff with money that looks retarded and whos value you don't understand, get absolutely shitfaced and play monopoly.

3) Their authority figures are called "Mounties" and look like this ....... jesus christ

2) It is responsible for bringing Howie Mandel and the band Sum 41 into this world.

1) And the number one reason to never go to Canada is...........Oh yea......... It's f*cking Canada

gnite

-JimmyJaMes

Another One Bites the D

So last night at about 3 a.m. I woke up to a sharp needle-like pain on my left arm. oww DUDE. Actually, the pain couldn't have been too bad, because I think I fell immediately back to sleep. Then this morning I got up to find what looked like a spider bite on my arm. Here is an amateur sketch:



WTF. Discovering this bite caused my mind to be filled with questions: Where the hell did this spider come from? Where is he now? How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

I put the latter conundrum on hold because I was on a mission to find this piece of shit spider and squash the life out of him. I looked all in the sheets, on the ceiling, I even moved the bed to look behind it and found......nothing. He was gone. It was a bite-and-run. All I know now is that if I don't become Spider-Man in the next 24 hours I'm gonna be fuckin pissed.



- D

THE THURSDAY WEEKLY POLL

Check out the first Droppin' Treats Poll to the right and vote. Voting will be closed next Thursday at 4:20 P.M. If you have any reasons as to why you chose one answer over the other, send them to droptreats@gmail.com and we will post the best comments on the site. This first poll is brought to you by Big Irv.



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- Droppin' Treats

The Official Rules to Bromance

Well with the upcoming release of the new Paul Rudd comedy "I Love you, Man" I feel that this is an appropriate time to discuss a very serious and real topic that affects 96.4% of all males between the ages 1 and 94...Bromance.

The official definition of bromance given in the Urban Dictionary is "Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males." It also goes on to say that bromance is "A non-sexual relationship between two men that are unusually close." This is a very solid definition but at the same time leaves many gray areas that are open to interpretation. That's the purpose of this article...to clear up that gray area.

Now many of us guys out there have our close knit group of friends that we do everything with; go to the gym, go out drinking, being a wingman for, watch the games with, etc. Those are completely normal things that bromance, just like any relationship, start through. Now there is a difference between the whole bromance phase and just a guys night out. Guys night is just a night that a bunch of guys do an activity, strip club, poker, whatever it is to re establish their manliness or their role as the alpha male of the pride. Bromance is entirely different. From this pack of guys there is usually about 3-4 of this group, depending on the size that guys night group, that each person is closer with for whatever reason. And to those people this is who these rules apply for...these are the Commandments of Bromance!!!

1) On no Bromance/Man Date night are Details to be released about exactly what you did.

On any Bromance night you are to be as vague as possible about what you did. For instance if you and your buddy went out to a bar, had a few beers and just hung out, your answer to someone who asked you what you did would be "Just went to the Skybox and watched the game and had a few beers." No more details are needed. The second you begin to talk about how Billy really hates his job or is in a fight with his girl friend, you begin to cross the line.

2)Physical Contact is only allowed at the beginning and/or end of the night.

This should go without saying but its better to be safe than sorry. The manshake and pound at the beginning or end of the night are the only true physical contact allowed. High Fives and pounds are allowed if watching a sporting event and the home team or team you are gambling on comes up in the clutch for you. Also allowed for physical contact is a guy telling you a story about some chick, job promotions, or some sort of unreal or unbelievable story.

3)Crying is allowed...but can not be acknowledge by anyone present.

This has been a hot button issue lately. The act of crying around other men is a tough call to make. The only true time a man is allowed to cry in the presence of another man is if something completely horrific has happened in his life or he is watching something where a dog dies (Marley and Me, Old Yeller) or a male role model figure steps up and does something completely unexpected that you wish you could be able to do(i.e Bruce Willis in Armageddon). Now in the act of a male crying he can not admit that he is crying for one of these reason, even though everyone knows why that person is crying. For instance, when I see Armageddon at that one point that everyone gets choked up over I have used such lines as "Ahh I got some liquid butter in my eye." or the ever popular "Cramp...Cramp...Cramp!" At no time are you allowed to call this other man a pussy or anything else to make him feel like a man. This is because you damn well know you've cried at the same part of that same movie, you are just the stronger man right now.

4) It is completely okay to share the same bed with that other person if you are both drunk and there are no other suitable sleeping location.

This is a point in the relationship where you can tell this is truly bromance. Now I am not telling you and your buddy to spoon and name each others unborn children while watching "The Notebook" before bed. What I am saying though is that after a long night of drinking and partying it is perfectly acceptable for two men to share the bed. Now this is tricky part. There needs to be some sort of divider between you two. The "Splitting the Bed in Half" routine is as old as they come but often difficult to enforce depending on a persons sleeping habits. The best technique is most likely splitting up the covers. One person goes under the comforter, one goes under the sheets if you will. Clothing though remains optional.

5) The act of watching pornographic content with another man.

Americas favorite past time, Porn. Most people believe that this is something for you to do alone. Well, most of the time it is, but in certain situations it can't be avoided. Everyone has done it with their roommates or friends, flip through the channels and seen a little skinemax or even one of the class shows on HBO like "Real Sex" or the "Bunny Ranch". And every does the same thing, they stop they wait for a response, and if there is no response they keep on moving along. In order to be able to watch porn with a buddy, you have to remember, it is not your alone time. You are their sharing a moment so there is only one thing you can do...Make fun of the porn. Everyone knows that the plots in porn are dare we say "Pathetic". Don't get me wrong I love how the school teacher with the double F breasts just happens to have the hots for the starting QB (My life would have been a hell of a lot easier if High School was like some of these porns) and they just did it in the History classroom because he just so happens to be failing her class. So you and your buddy have all the right to just laugh away at what you are watching. There is one main rule though, do not take your eyes away from the television until 1 minute after you have changed the channel. I don't want to know what is going on in my buddies big head or little head at that time, so give everyone the decency of a one minute cool down before engaging into any other activities.

6) Sing alongs in public.

Some of my favorite college memories come from this exact thing. And the one thing I can remember from all of them is that they are the absolute gayest songs any karaoke box had that I was singing. Backstreet Boys...what is this amateur hour??? Give me so old school Mariah Carey or New Kids on the Block or shit even some Madonna, nothing brings to males closer together than singing along. It doesn't matter who is Lionel Richie and who is Diana Ross when you sing "Endless Love", just as long as you sing on cue. You cross the line the second you start waving your arm and trying to look Whitney Houston singing the National Anthem.

7) Being the Wingman

By the code of man you are at one time or another going to be asked by your friend to be his "Wingman". For those of who don't know this term, it means they are helping you score a chick by diverting the chicks friends. Its a common act, all men do it. But in the bromance relationship, you are not allowed at any time to decline being the "Wingman" it is like the Bar Mitzvah of the man world. You have become a true man when you buddy asks you to be his running mate for a night out. This shows how much trust and how much your friend cares for you when he asks you to do this. This is a huge step in the bromance relationship tree. For those of you in committed relationships with an actual female, you are still allowed to be your buddies "Wingman" just don't be an idiot and try to steal the show. Just do your job and get out of their without causing problems in your own relationship. It could come back and bite you in the ass if you abuse your powers and cause friction not only in your hetero relationship but in your bromance as well.

Well those are pretty much it...There are obviously other things not covered but I'm pretty sure this covers most things involved in bromance. If you have any other suggestions or even you have questions to some rules that need explaining send us an E-Mail at droptreats@gmail.com . We will answer it on the blog and even give you some props for reading this terrible offensive site

-Rockdaddy

TOP 10 Actors you never heard of, but would recognize on the street and remember them for being awesome.

#8 Alan Rickman

Alan Rickman is our first Englishman on the list. There’s only 4 types of people in this world, badasses, pussies, geeks, and harry potter fans. So no matter what, you know who Alan Rickman is. For the badasses, you know Alan Rickman as HANS GRUBER, the ultimate badass from the original Die Hard. As for the pussies, you’d know Alan Rickman from the movie Love Actually where he played some pathetic sap. For the geeks, he played some guy in the movie Galaxy Quest, which spoofed all the Star Trek and Star Wars fans, but unfortunately starred Tim Allen. As for you Harry Potter fans, you’d know Alan Rickman as the Harry Potter Badass Severus Snape. No coincidence, Snape is a badass in Harry Potter as well. Whiny, but also a badass.

Take a moment to let that all sit in. The bad guy from die hard, starred in a pussy romance comedy, starred under Tim Allen, and stars as a mysterious and morally ambiguous wizard in a children’s movie series. The versatility is mind boggling. Take him however you want him, but either way if you saw him on the street, you’d definitely say either “HOLY SHIT THAT’S HANS” or “HOLY MOLY THAT’S SNAPE.”

Alan Rickman is still alive at the ripe age of 63. However, Snape does kill Dumbledore and he eventually will be killed in Harry Potter Land. Apparently imdb tells me he was in the stupid Sweeney Todd movie. Let’s hope Rickman pulls off one more villain performance before he moves on. Unlike Vernon and Lane, Rickman has played characters that you really can’t defend. Sure Hans was cool, but you can’t really argue he was a good guy like you could with Vernon and Lane’s characters. All in all, Rickman only gets this list because I think it's absurd that Hans Gruber gets in a children's movie.

#7 Coming soon

-- Boosh