Sick Giant Sunglasses

Important message to pretty much every girl in the Boston area since Summer is quickly approaching




....Your eyes are this big , you dont have to wear windshields that cover your entire face ( see exhibit A)

"Sick, now the sun isn't in my eyes,and I would probly survive if a flash granade went off in my face"





I dunno why sunglasses keep gettin bigger every summer, but in 5 years girls are prolly jus gonna be wearin giant tinted fishbowls around their heads, sick


Another major problem with these sunglasses is that nobody can tell what you look like and this can be very misleading .

With Giant Sunglasses Without Giant Sunglasses

Make the world a better place and get some normal sunglassess. I wanna giv a shout out to ShepDizzle for the idea for this post.........


TREATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

-JJ

Happy Birthday JimmyJames

Today our very own Jimmyjames turns another year old and another year closer to death. Jimmyjames is the baby of this group being the last blogger to turn 24. Here is a list of notable people who share the same birthday with Jimmy...

Jewish Actor and Comedian Jerry Seinfeld turns 55

Actor Daniel Day-Lewis turns 52

Cougar Michelle Pfeiffer turns 51

Future cougar Uma Thurman is 39

and Rap mogul Master P, one of Jimmy's favorites, turns 39 as well.

Also sharing this birthday with Jimmy today is someone who some of you will recognize the name of, and that is Slinga Sling...aka the Phantom Shitter. For safety reasons I will not divulge his real name for he is still on the Hall 15 Most Wanted list. It is fairly symbolic too that these two men have the same day of birth, given that they both lose complete control of their motor skills while under the influence of alcohol.

Today is a true celebration of Jimmy's life. There could be numerous leather bound books written about Jimmy and his exploits in life. I mean shit being the kids room mate for an entire year in college would give me enough material for a lifetime. Some of his finer moments include...

Sleeping with a Christmas Tree
Pretending to be asleep and listening to his iPod as he listened to room mates hook up with their significant others

Some of his own personal hookups while room mates watched him

Being a Blue Barracuda from Legends of the Hidden Temple

His ability to live off of plain spaghetti

Sleeping past noon on every Saturday and Sunday

His ability to play Party Poker for hours on end.

In the close to quarter century of Jimmyjames being on this Earth he has mastered certain trades that have helped to make him the person he is today. Unfortunately for him his ability to black out and pass out on bar stools will never really make him famous. His uncanny ability to come up with a solid yet obscure idea that some one else has already thought of and made millions off of is impressive as well but again will never let him be financial secure.

So Jimmy this blog post is for you. Id give you some type of Irish toast for your birthday, but I'm not Irish and don't condone the being of Irish (I do live with an Irish man and a Jewish man....show me a sitcom!!!). So I will just say this, congrats on making it to 24, with how you live you have surpassed all of our expectations.

-Drop Treats Family

Mel Kiper and the New England Patriots Draft Recap

Well this was another solid sports weekend in Boston. It was almost fitting that the Yankees were in town and that the NFL Draft was going on in the same weekend. And just like the Red Sox dominated the shit out of the Yankees, the New England Patriots dominated the shit out of every single move they made in the NFL Draft. And because I am kind of a big deal, I present to you Mel Kiper Jrs. run down of what the New England Patriots did this weekend.

"Ladies and Gentlemen this is Mel Kiper Jr., ESPN.com Draft prognosticator, here to discuss what New England Patriot guru Head Coach and Semi-God Bill Belichick did this past weekend in the NFL Draft.

The first move they made was trading out of the first round and getting the prototype Patriot player in safety Patrick "Don't call me Eugene" Chung out of the University of Oregon. Chung has great ball instincts and the ability to make the big hit. Cut out of the same mold as current players Brandon Merriweather and James Sanders as well as former Patriot Fan Favorite Lawyer Molloy, he can come up and stuff the run like a Linebacker. He is not afraid to toss his body around and knock some people on their backside. Huge upside and he will make an immediate impact on special teams.

The back to back picks they made later in Round 2 were two spectacular picks. Defensive tackle out of Chest Nut Hill Ron Brace and CB Darius Butler from Big East power UConn are two players that if they played at big time programs would have very easily been first round draft picks on my big board. Brace got over shadowed by BJ Raji at BC but he has been considered by many as a harder worker and a smarter player. Darius Butler is a genetic freak of nature who Bill Belichick called the best athlete he has ever worked out. Pretty good compliment from the son of God.

The Patriots finished off Day One by drafting O-Lineman Sebastian Vollumer to help solidify an aging/OC abusing Offensive line.

Day 2 started interesting right away with the trade of starting Corner/Return Man Ellis Hobbs for 2 fifth round picks to Philly. This gets looked at by many as a head scratcher but with Ellis Hobbs not being that good of a corner and him bitching and moaning about his contract, not to mention he is in his final year, the Pats did the right thing by moving him and getting something for him. So what they did was is draft WR out of UNC Brandon Tate. Despite coming off a serious knee injury, he is a player to look for that will not only make an impact on offense, but in the return game as well .

The best pick of Day 2 might be Linebacker Tyrone McKenzie out of South Florida. He doesn't have all the measurable that people love, but that's why the combine is a joke at times. McKenzie is a football player who finds ways to make plays. He gets to the ball and tackles well as well as being decent enough in coverage. The Patriots staff without question will find a way to teach him and improve on his coverage skills and put him in situations where he will succeed.

Overall the Pats had an A- draft, by filling their needs on the D and O-Line, as well as drafting DB's to add to the group that they have already there."

Now my thoughts on what Mel did this weekend. He was surprisingly tame as compared to other years, partly because there was really only one reach in the selection Darrius Heyward-Bey by the Raiders. But in a way you have to kind of expect the Raiders to do something completely idiotic like that. Also, surprisingly he and Todd McShay agreed on almost all of the selections. So i am sure that there was some type of intervention between the two in which McShay finally realized that Mel is always right and he is a second rate stiff.

I hope everyone got their fill of Mel because he is currently being locked away until the beginning of August when its time for College Football to start and he can begin breaking down game film for the 2010 draft.

-Rockdaddy

The following quotes are from a movie and I'd like you to match them with the character who spoke them.

"CHOKE ON THAT BABY"

"What'd he finish? Dead Last? Oh yeah he had a good day though."

"Excuse me. Excuse me people. This is GOLF."

"SUSPENDED?! KICK HIM OFF THE TOUR"

"Happy Gilmore! Come on down!...Who won that fight again?"

"I think I'm gonna make that my trophy room"

"Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! "

"You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass."

"I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. I bet you put something to the water. "

"Well moron...good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD"

The characters to choose from are...
Shooter McGavin

TOP 10 Actors you never heard of, but would recognize on the street and remember them for being awesome.

#1 Christopher McDonald

That's right folks. Not that it was much of a contest. We all knew Shooter McGavin had this locked up from the start. He perfectly personifies this list because nobody really knows his true name. Most know him as Shooter.


But let's not forget the other memorable roles he had. Who remembers legendary movie "Celtic Pride." The Celts are playin the Jazz in the finals and who do you think coaches the Jazz? That's right. Shooter. As a kid, I watched Shooter grill that retarded Russian player til he was blue in the face. Of course, McDonald has become quite sporadic in his appearances in TV shows and movies. For example, I was watching My Boys on TBS (its a pretty good show) cuz it comes on after the Office and who shows up playing a rich guy at a wedding?

Because some people accuse me of regurgitating imdb on here, I pledged to not look at it for him. So, I'm going off of memory here. I think he was in the movie Flubber? Flubber was the green goo with Robin Williams? Robin Williams really fell off the map. Anyways, I found this ridiculous picture of him in a chair and I can only imagine what movie that is. Ok, I was getting pretty sick of this list anyway so this is Shooter McGavin.

--Boosh

F**K Capri Sun SONNNNNN

Sorry for the little absence fellow treat followers, but JimmyJames had to take a few days off to reflect on his life as he is turning 24 next Wed and has reached the end of the first period in this hockey game called life. And I say period as in one out of 3 because lets just call a spade a spade. During this time I came to the realization that I need to start making a lot of changes in my life.

So I think it goes without saying, that I decided to give Capri Sun another shot after that retardedly small straw- entry hole has been haunting my dreams all these years since 3rd grade. Well surprise sur-fuckin-prise, the D- Bags over at Capri Sun have not made one god damn change to their juice pouch design and I once again relived the nightmare that is gettin your straw in the hole ( thats wut she said)



As you can see by my amateur sketch, I made the common mistake of taking my eyes off of the ridiculously small target and went off center. This not only caused red juice to shoot out of the straw like a fuckin water cannon and ruin by new white turtle neck, but also lead to a crowd of strangers laughin uncontrollably and makin racist , ridiculous comments about me. I yelled back " I'm just like everyone else " , to which one guy took offense and punched me as hard as he could in the left deltoid, and screamed " Wear thatttt!"


F**k Capri Sun Im rockin Mondo's

- JimmyJaMes

( and yes this was written at work and I was seen editing Capri Sun photos by at least 3 people who could prolly fire me )

If your last name ends in O-F-F...

YOU'RE PROBABLY A DOUCHEBAG



Hi. My name is Bernie Madoff. I'm a douche because I committed the largest investor fraud ever attributed to one person. I'm such a dickhead, that my 2 sons are the ones who turned me into authorities. For many years, I slid under people's radar because I donated money to charities and political campaigns. Yet, people had no idea that it was actually their money I was spending and not my own. Oh I'm sorry. You aren't getting your money back. Don't worry though, I'll spend the rest of my life in a minimum security prison with all the amenities or get off entirely on a technicality.

Hi. My name is Phillip Markoff. I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and killing craigslist hookers. In my spare time, I like to blow thousands of dollars at Foxwoods and then rob other hookers at gunpoint so I can blow their money as well. Given these personality traits, I thought I should be a doctor so I enrolled at Boston University Medical School. Apparently, BU does a great job screening the future doctors of America. All throughout my second year at med school, you could find me robbing hookers and stealing their underwear so I could keep them in my room as souvenirs. Oh, did I mention I'm engaged? Somehow, my wife-to-be didn't notice I kept a gun in my central nervous system text book or the hooker G-strings lying around the apartment we shared in Quincy. Then she even emailed media outlets to say the prosecutor had it all wrong. I'll probably end up in a maximum security prison using my med school experience to rub my prisonmates' prostates.

This is me after I shot the hooker! Hehe!

"Someone should be calling them the JERK-OFFS" - Andrew Silver

-- Boosh-a-saurus Rex

D's Lessons of the Weekend: Big Texas Edition

1. It appears that American Airlines (and possibly others) has recently and quietly reduced the size of that little metal box that says "If you're carry-on bag doesn't fit in here, you're f*cked."

2. Everybody always wonders why Sonic (the food place, not the hedgehog) constantly airs their commercials in the northeast US and other areas where there is no Sonic location within any feasible driving distance. The reason is brainwashing. They are banking on the assumption that when you finally travel to an area where Sonics abound your brain will subconsciously remember all the commercials and make you think you need to make up for lost time, causing you to go out of your way to eat at Sonic...four times...all within 24 hours...and then again the next day. (Boosh might expand on this lesson with a similarly-themed story in a future post.)

3. Don't let your Texas-resident brother say something like "It never rains in Texas" when you're about to travel there. This is the equivalent of some A-hole aboard the Titanic saying the ship is unsinkable, and will result in downpours for the better part of your weekend.


4. If you're a New England-based MLB fan you might be shocked with how easily and cheaply you can enjoy a game while in Texas. 4 tickets, 4 hot dogs, and 4 sodas purchased on the day of a weekend game all for $65 (Rangers), and all of the above plus baseball caps for $10 more (Astros). A downside would be a reasonable expectation to see the home team blow it during the 8th inning of a game where you can count the total # of hits on one hand.




5. Texas girls are HOT. I mean, I've come across plenty of attractive females in and around Boston, but going to a bar in Texas is like stepping into another dimension. You gotta be kidding me. (In defense of you east coast chicks, These Texas girls have many more warm weather days in which to increase their hotness.)

6. Visiting the Forth Worth Stockyards makes the whole Texas trip worthwhile, even if you missed the rodeo on Saturday night only to watch the Rangers lose. It reminds me of the old west. And by that I mean it kinda looks like the sets in Back to the Future 3. If it feels like everyone is staring at you, it's because they are, since your lack of a cowboy hat and/or Harley Davidson is a dead giveaway that you're not from around here. The only thing that stopped me from purchasing a Stetson and the biggest "D" belt buckle I could find is the fact that I had blown all my cash on booze and fast food. But seriously, where else in the world can you walk into a bar where Chuck Norris filmed an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger"? And then sit down at that same bar with a beer and listen to more country musicians on stage than people watching them, and try to count all the cowboy hats/animal horns mounted on the walls before your bro finishes delivering a Sonic dookburger in the mens room?


If you're intrigued with #5 above, stay tuned for a firsthand account of How to Drop Treats on Hunny's in the Lone Star State.



- Big Texas D

Fried Chicken

OH HERRO POPEYES.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR FRIED CHICKEN SPECIAL TODAY.

That's right folks. There was quite a commotion in Kenmore Square today. Not cuz the Sox were playing the Twins in the first game of a twinbill. BUT CUZ POPEYES DID 8 PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR 5 BUCKS.

The line was out the door and flowing into Kenmore Square at roughly 4pm when I arrived with co-fried chicken connoisseur, Greg Crist. We waited in line for roughly 45 minutes as Popeyes' employees walked up and down the line handing out free samples of chicken.


When I finally approahced the counter, the manager (that's right. the manager) smiled and asked me (quite sarcastically and humorously) if I had heard about the special they were having. I responded in the affirmative and requested the special along with some savory biscuits.

All in all, the crowd was friendly. The service may have taken forever but the employees were friendly. In most cases, people would probably be pissed to wait that long. But no, the crowd said "Thank you Popeye's for allowing us to partake in your special and we'll gladly wait for as long as it takes."

2 Remaining questions:

How will KFC respond?

And when did this become a 2 person blog?

--Boosh

I Died A Little Inside Last Night Seeing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at the Lakers Game

Every single man out there has that one chick that he would absolutely do anything in the whole world to get with. Unfortunately for all of us, these women happen to be either actresses, models, athletes (OK that's just me) or porn stars (probably just in the case of D because he is a sicko who actually looks at that stuff). Anyways in the case of Rockdaddy that chick is Jessica Biel.

My love affair with Miss Biel began after the critically acclaimed movie "Summer Catch" came out. Despite being paired with the Robert DeNiro of his generation, Freddie Prinze Jr., she stole the show with one scene. The pool scene. Everyone out there knows what I am talking too. It was raining, she was feeling frisky and was going against daddy's wishes and goes swimming with the poor baseball player. It gave all baseball players in New England hope that one day they could land a Jessica Biel.

She followed with some crap movies that no one really payed attention to and then came out with "Texas Chainsaw Massacre". Now granted, I am with Boosh on this, this movie had nothing on the original movie. But this movie did have Jessica Biel running around and sweating in a tight wife beater, jeans and a cowboy hat....UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH(for those of you don't know the loud UGH sound is a god thing. The louder and longer it is(that's what she said), the hotter the chick is).

After some more crap, she came out with "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry". This was a pretty funny movie and had another signature scene, the bra/panty scene. This is when Jessica was all wet from running the rain and changes right in front of Adam Sandler....UUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.

So anyways last night watching the Lakers game they were showing all the A-List celebs there because real fans don't go to Lakers games, its just a place for really rich people to hang out and pretend they like basketball, and they cut to an action shot of Miss Biel and her boyfriend Justin Timberlake making out. My heart sank. I couldn't take it. And of course they had to show it for what felt like an eternity. Granted, Justin Timberlake is pretty sweet. He can dance, sing, hes funny, hes good looking, shit Id let him do some weird things to me if he asked me to so I cant really blame her. But it was just a lot easier not seeing it out in public. Watching them make out on TV right in front of me was like getting kicked in the nuts. Its going to be a while before I get over this, but I think time will heal all wounds. And by that I mean I hope JT cheats on her and when he does Ill be waiting for her with open arms and we will get married on a mountain top.

-Rockdaddy

Was Yesterday One of the Greatest Sports Days in Any One City's History Ever?

What happened yesterday is the absolute reason why Boston is Boston and every other city in the world isn't. You can not tell me that this type of stuff happens in New York, or Chicago, LA or anywhere else because it just doesn't. Cities want to be Boston, but our overall greatness in every aspect of life will prevent that from ever happening. For those of you living under a rock here is a run down of what just happened Monday.

1) Patriots Day

People not from Massachusetts or even New England might look at this and be asking what is Patriots Day? Well I'm glad you ask. First off it is not a day for the NFL team the New England Patriots. That holiday for the past decade usually gets celebrated the Tuesday after the Super Bowl. This Patriots Day is to honor the state of Massachusetts for essentially creating the United States of America. It is the anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and Concord and Paul Revere's ride to warn the people and wake up the Minutemen that the British were coming. So most places and all schools in Mass had yesterday off.

2) Boston Marathon

Not going to pretend that I am a follower of running (even though I should be) but with out question this marathon is the most famous in the world, and it takes place right in....you guessed it, Boston. Weird

3) Red Sox 12 Orioles 1

Sox get the early start so people can begin drinking all day. Sox sweep the 4-game series with the Orioles. We throw one of our very impressive young arms, and he goes out and does work. The top 4 batters of the lineup, 3 of which fans and some media members were getting nervous about, combined to go 10-18 at the plate while driving in 7. Sox are now over .500 and people can stop talking about the Red Sox as being too old or not doing enough in the off season to get better. Talk to me in October when we are wrapping our hands around more hardware.

4) Bruins 4 Canadians 2

Bruins dominated the games in Boston. They weren't even close. Everyone knew that going back up to Montreal, the Canadians would be full of energy and had their best chance all series of getting a win. Well, to steal a baseball term, swing and a miss. First off our neighbors to north still have no class, booing the National Anthem. And even when the Canadians had the opportunity to step on the B's neck after going up 1-0 and 2-1, they couldn't figure it out. Karma is a bitch to say the least and former Canadian Michael Ryder scored the Go Ahead and then asked everyone in Montreal how his ass tastes. Oh ya, Milan Lucic didn't even play. Expect to see one pissed off mother fucker Wednesday Night when the B's wrap this thing up. The Vegas line should be B's -10.

5) Celtics 118 Bulls 115

Probably one of the best Basketball games I have ever seen. The Celts had every excuse ready in the book to use on why they lost if they did. No KG, Leon Powe is out for the rest of the post season, Rondo was hurt, We got no bench. All things that local sports writers and hosts of every NBA TV show were about to drop on them. Then Ray Allen woke up. You wanna know what the definition of dropping treats is? That's what Ray Allen did last night. He channeled in his best Jesus Shuttleworth impression and told the whole world to shut the fuck up. He put the C's on his back and won the game. Now this completely changes how the Bulls play D because if Ray Ray's hot and you know Pierce will get his numbers plus Rondo running by D. Rose and Big Baby scoring 26, it opens everything up for the Celtics to exploit the Bulls and just run by them. And the fact that they blocked 11 shots last night was a complete statistically fraud. If that happens again I'll wear a pink t-shirt that says "Mrs. Timberlake" on it. The best was the very begining of the second half when you hear Pierce telling his team mates to get Ray open and on cue he gets fouled and makes the bucket. It was game over from then on. Granted, it would be nice if we could hold just on of their guards under 35 points but hey, a wins a win.

And if your wondering about the Patriots, Tom Brady is still the best QB in the world and we have 12 draft picks for this weekend. The question to ask is who is the next superstar (Randy Moss for a 4th, Wes Welker for a 2nd) that we trade one of these picks for to get another Super Bowl. Lets just call a spade a spade here, the Pats are the team of the decade, might as well end the decade with one more ring.

So for those of you keeping score at home, we have 1 Holiday (which should be a National one because we did kind of start the American Revolution), 1 greatest running event in the world, 1 baseball win, 2 playoff wins, and Bill Belichick/Tom Brady Combo.

This is why we are Boston....and everyone else is not.

-Rockdaddy

The NFL Draft is this Weekend...Mel Kiper Jr Officially Takes Over Programming at ESPN

Well this is without question one of my favorite weeks of the entire year. The NFL draft is this Saturday and it means one thing, non-stop Mel Kiper coverage on ESPN and all of its sister stations. For me there is a lot of excitement around this draft because of everything that the Patriots can do with their picks and the potential of Mel Kiper Jr and that little dweeb Todd McShay getting into a fight over where players will go and what picks are good and bad.

There has always been tension between the two and without question this year there has been more than ever because of Matthew Stafford and Mark Sanchez. I really hope on draft day that the two of them get so heated that McShay provokes Kiper and Kiper just bitch slaps him with his big board on live national television. That would make my life.

Anyways the NFL Draft means one thing for the blog....an entire week devoted to the very best of Mel Kiper Jr and breakdowns of what the Patriots will do on Saturday and Sunday. Be prepared because this without a doubt will be a week in Droppin Treats history that you will not want to miss.

-Rockdaddy

This Douchebag is Famous...and I'm Not?!?!?!?!?!

I was flipping through the channels the other day and I heard this terrible ass song on the Station Formerly Known as MTV. I call MTV this because anyone that grew up in the 80's and 90's knows that at one point The Station Formerly Known as MTV used to actually show Music Videos. I know to most people out there this is a foreign concept, but MTV actually used to have hours of videos and music. It was awesome. The only shows that had nothing to do with music used to be Beavis and Butthead, Real World, Road Rules, Love Line and Singled Out. That was it. The rest of the day was music, it was sweet. Now The Channel Formerly Known as MTV has a half hour on Friday nights dedicated to music. It sucks.

But I digress...

So anyway I heard this guy singing about college, so I stopped for a second and listened to what he had to say, cuz he essentially was just talking to a beat. There was no real musical talent involved in this "song". Not to mention the guy looks like a total douche bag. So after listening to what this guy was singing, I'm pretty sure he just stole all his lyrics from every movie that ever had something to do with college (Van Wilder, Animal House, etc) and he never even came remotely close to walking on to any campus in North America. The fact that this guy is famous fucking kills me. This is how far our nation has fallen, there was a time when you actually had to do something to be famous.

So because of this I am stuck here asking the question....Why the fuck aren't I a millionaire yet and this ass clown, and hundreds just like him are? I need some answers people....if you got any suggestions for me please leave your comments or email us at droptreats@gmail.com Smut peddling just ain't getting it done for me anymore, I NEED TO BE FAMOUS NOW!!!

-Rockdaddy

TOP 10 Actors you never heard of, but would recognize on the street and remember them for being awesome.

#2 Carl Weathers

Carl Weathers. Apollo Creed. Chubbs. he is a member of the olympics committee and a new orleans native. He is also a beast of a man. He played football for the Oakland Raiders in the early 1970's. He wanted to come back from the dead in the new Rocky Movie but Stallone wouldnt let him.

Really Sly? Let's look at that movie. The Heavyweight Champion sees an ESPN report that says Rocky would have beat him in his prime. So he gets all pissed off and challenges a 60 year old Rocky Balboa to a boxing match. But that's not before you waste all of our time by inexplicably killing off Adrian. then you make your son a big pussy. Then you go back to Rocky I and bring back characters from that? Hey Stallone, maybe you shoulda snuck her in through one of your 4000 80's movie montages in Rocky III and Rocky IV. Then you go the distance and had the gall to create a special ending where you WIN the match. On top of the abusrdity of all of it, really just all of the Rocky movies, you REALLY wouldnt bring Apollo Creed back from the dead? Since when do you have standards? Maybe you could have brought Apollo Creed back in robot form. You know, like that inexplicable robot appearance in Rocky IV?

All I can say is, when Rocky VII comes out, I hope Tommy Gunn is feeding you mashed potatoes in a nursing home, Clubber Lang is blowing coke off a 22 year old hooker he found in the south side, and Paulie is pissing on Ivan Drago's grave after the KGB killed him. Maybe you can fight some 80 year old lady who keeps cheating at bingo. Or maybe, just maybe, you can start an acting career that doesnt involve playing the same retard that we saw in cliffhanger and judge dredd.

Apollo Creed was a fearless champion. He allowed Rocky the chance of a lifetime when he offered him a shot at the title. Rocky would shock the world by going the distance with Creed. Creed hadn't taken the fight too seriously to start with and he paid for it dearly. Rocky II begins with an hour of boring crap about Adrian being sick. Dumb. But the fight in Rocky II might me my favorite out of all the Rocky movies.

With Creed finally losing in II, he retires. After Clubber Lang kills Mickey and then taunts Creed before beating the shit out of Rocky, Apollo takes it upon himself to rebuild Rocky's bruised ego. They train on the beach and do a bunch of really 80's montage fun stuff. When Rocky beats Clubber at the end, everyone is vindicated.

Stallone could have ended it at 3 like most normal people, but apparently Sly was feeling political and wanted to make a Cold War statement. Apollo had been out of the loop for too long, and he wanted to destroy that Russian clown Ivan Drago. Unfortunately, Creed bit off a little more than he could chew. In fact, he ended up biting Drago's fist until he went braindead. It's hard to say Creed died in vein, his intro to a live performance by James Brown "Livin in America" was a performance for the ages. That's how I'll remember Apollo Creed.

Back to Carl Weathers, who else can say they acted on screen with not 1, but 2 GOVERNORS. That's right. who could forget Weathers in Predator? Alongside Arnold and Jesse the Body Ventura. Predator was a pretty awesome movie and Weathers delivered a perofrmance worthy of best supporting actor with those facial expressions throughout the movie. Not to mention, Weathers made 2 guest appearances on the BEST TV SHOW EVER MADE, The Shield. He played Vic Mackey's mentor, the guy who taught Vic everything he knew. In case you haven't seen the Shield, Vic Mackey is awesome.

Lastly, Weathers played the mentor role as Chubbs in Happy Gilmore. With his wooden hand and positive attitude, he guided Happy to that gold jacket, but never got to see it due to that untimely death. Death wasn't all bad, Chubbs got his hand back and learned to play the piano. We've only just begunnnnn. All in all, Carl Weathers is as close to awesome as you can get in terms of actors. Yet, one more awaits, and he also starred in Happy Gilmore...

-- Boosh