New Years is a pretty shitty holiday. There is absolutely nothing good about New Years unless you follow the fresh start mantra. And sure, while alot of you may say that you do, are you really getting a fresh start by getting hammered with your friends and making out with the closest person next to you at midnight?
AND WHEN THE HELL DID THAT BECOME A TRADITION. When I was a kid it used to be just celebrating, hugging and drinking sparkling cider. Since when does slipping tongue become so acceptable I have to watch Sailor Bob get to first base in Times Square on live television with some insecure tramp from Southern CT? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesnt Seacrest host these things now? Yeah. Like I really needed more excuses to hate New Years Eve. They make it too easy.
Now sure, we dont even have to get into my own history of New Years parties and the events revolving James Hamilton. But I will say this, New Years Day tends to be pretty fun. A good day with the family...lots of Chinese and Italian food to go around. This may only be my family, but New Years Day is done pretty well. Go around the table and do the bull shit new years resolutions.
My New Years Resolution is to like Taylor Swift. So far...so good. For a blonde, she is fairly attractive. We all know I am a brunette guy. But my goal isnt to find her attractive...it's just to like her. So far so good. The few times I hear her songs, I try to keep them on. I'm not saying I'm going to get a poster of her and hang it in my room but let's look at her benefits: She's classy. she's not some 16 year old tramp parading around in her underwear grinding on lunchboxes (Miley Cyrus). She's also not the sequel to Hansen (Jonas Brothers). Also, as the victim of Kanye West's ego, I find it so much easier to rally behind her.
I know I've done it once already on this blog but I'm just going to say TOLD YA SO to every fucking moron Kanye West fan out there. I said right from the start he was full of shit. Now all you former fans are jumping on my bandwagon. Well get off of it, because he will come out with a new album in 3 years and you'll probably pretend you never left him in the first place (Justin Timberlake).
So anyways, you heard it here...I am a Taylor Swift fan
Alright, I still have the Decade in Reviews to do, so dont think I forgot about those. Obviously I will tell some Texan and New Orleans tales as well as I get settled back into normalcy. I'd like to apologize for the lack of treats, but its not my apology to make as I have been nowhere near the internet. blame the other retards in the right column.
-- Boosh
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