Brett Favre died for our sins

Brett Favre died last night when authorities found him hanging from a cross in his backyard. It is said that Brett, who had recently appointed himself the King of Jews II, will return again to Judge the Living and the Dead. His will mentioned nothing of his estate, but was adamant about being buried in a tomb with a big boulder. On the Sunday after his death, he insists that we all go near the tomb so we can watch him ascend to heaven and wonder how he escaped from the tomb.

Brett wants you all to know that he gave his life to save us from our sins. In fact, he demands that we all know because he has paid for TV crews to provide 24 hour live coverage of his tomb so we can watch him limp out and remark about how "tough" he is and how he plays with nothing but "heart" and "soul." Brett has already published an autobiography and you can find them in hotel rooms and church pews.

Brett performed numerous miracles in his life. He won a Superbowl. He threw for a bunch of TD passes a few days after his father, Joseph, passed away. He also threw for the most career NFL interceptions.

Brett was loved by everyone and was noted for his extreme loyalty to his followers. When he told his followers something, he always stuck to his word.

I may not know how Brett Favre managed to crucify himself. But I do know why: He died for my sins. He died for all of our sins. But most importantly, whether he's limping on TV or crying in a press conference, he wants us to know about his sacrifice. After all, if there is one thing Brett Favre can teach us, prophets have to convince the world of their divinity.



In the name of the Father, Brett Favre, and the Holy Spirit, Amen.

-- Boosh