First Blog of 2010 Bitches!

It may be a new year but its the same old story. Boosh is back touring the country again and mocking everyone with picture messages that he send us everyday of all the awesome places that he goes. Jimmy I believe is still face down in a Medford gutter somewhere, he will most likely pull out of it just in time to shower and head to work tomorrow. So it looks like the Daddy is back in the drivers seat making sure this blog doesn't turn to shit.

As is every year, the day after Christmas turns into the New Years Eve Countdown...everyone is firing out text messages and E-Mails about what are we gonna do, where we going and all that shit. I have no problem with it, New Years is a great opportunity to get together with your friends, and have another night to act like a drunken asshole. But is that what New Years Eve essentially turn into? Act like an asshole night?? What right do bars have to charge you $85-$100 for a goddamn ticket to get into there bar? Are they fucking retarded? If I'm not going to go to your bar on a normal weekend when you are charging just a 5 or 10 dollar cover, what makes you think I am going to pay in some cases 10 times that to wait in line all night just to get in and then wait in other lines to get my drinks? Fuck you man. Also, what the hell am I going to do for 4-5 hours at bar to get that moneys worth? You can only creep on the same group of girls so many times before they report you as a potential sex offender in the 617 area code region.

Going along with this same premise, and this diffidently goes out to the guys out there more than the ladies, why do you all act like fucking dooshbags out at the bar that night? Its like you all transform into those retards from that Jersey Shore show on MTV, fist pumping, spilling your drink all over everyone, the only difference is that you are wearing a sport coat and those Guido fucks are wearing a wife beater under shirt that would barely fit a toddler. Clean it up, just because its the end of the year doesn't mean that we are all going to forget about the way you acted that night. Its just gonna make us wanna kick your ass that much more the next time we see you.

So in conclusion, New Years is no different in my book from Valentines Day. Its a marketing holiday that in the long run is only going to get people in trouble with how they act. Why do you have to act any different on this day than on any other day. Why do bars have to charge the fuck out of every single one of us? Its non sense. So my New Years resolution is to cunt punt any asshole I see on December 31, 2010 or any bar owner or bouncer that thinks he is the fucking man cuz he just raped me on a ticket to get into his shit establishment.

P.S. - After hearing this you'd think that I did go to a bar, but I just went to a house party that night at JimmyJames apartment. I just had to rant a little bit.

WHATS UP 2010!!


-Rockdaddy